Why you should NOT visit Montana!
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| Camping Dangers | Scenery Sucks | Animal Abuse | Fishing Sucks | Attack Animals |
Face it - Montana sucks!
The rumors you've heard are NOT true, there is
nothing to see here, nothing to do and threats to bodily
safety are lurking behind every tree and swimming in every polluted
river and lake. The trout and salmon left years ago and can now be
found in Canada... go there instead.
The locals are crazy, in-breeding militia types who think that tourists
are fair game and hunting season lasts all year. Montana ranks
last in education, unemployment, poverty level and every year hundreds
of tourists and Girl Scouts are reported missing.
And remember
. . . if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
(It ain't just Montana!)
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