Links
You are NOT PERMITTED to click on any of
the links on this page unless you have bought a T-shirt or some other
overpriced tourist trinket from
our store.
Most of these links suck anyhow. Don't bother clicking on them as
that means you will exit our charming website - and that would really
suck (especially if you haven't bought anything).
Flathead
Lake
Flathead Lake lies in the shadows of Glacier National Park and Big Mountain ski resort to the north. The largest natural fresh water lake west of the Mississippi. The problem is that unless you're a fish, Flathead Lake sucks.
Glacier
National Park
People will tell you that Glacier is one of the most beautiful, awe-inspiring natural wonders in our country. Don't listen to them, Glacier National Park sucks. And besides, because of the global warming that Al Gore invented, the glaciers are all melting. That sucks!
Montana Bears
Everything you ever wanted to know about grizzly bears, black bears (hey, even a few facts about polar bears)... and don't forget "Smokey the Bear" too! Montana Bears
Montana Original Creations
Innovative gift baskets overflowing with products Made in Montana. Gift baskets for all occasions, birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, housewarmings and corporate gifts.
Goosed Moose
Did you know that moose are the largest antlered animals on the
planet (and the world's largest deer)? Learn more about this horse-sized
deer... but whatever you do, get the new T's
See the Goosed Moose
Log Homes and Log Furniture
What do you think of when you think of Montana? Log homes and log furniture, right? The world's largest directories of log homes and log furniture are hiding behind these links. Check 'em out!
The Log Home Store
Where
you can find rustic lighting, tasteful bedding and charming rustic log
furniture, lodge style dinnerware, wrought iron metal art, bear and
rustic décor. Visit the unique
Log Home Store
- U.S.City Directory
- DumbStickers.com, a place to get bumper stickers that will offend everyone, even Montanans!
- Suck Collection A compilation of other things that Suck... Montana ain't the only thing that sucks!
GET THE T-SHIRT
