Hello?
In the unlikely event you are not able to distinguish
reality from the ridiculous (or are blonde - or from California)... this
is our OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER page.
We disclaim any reference to the fact that Montana is anything but
the greatest corner of the universe.
We LOVE Montana!
This is a joke!
Montana-Sucks.com is a spoof
Montana-Sucks.com is a lampoon
Montana-Sucks.com is meant to be funny
Montana-Sucks.com is intended to make you want to visit the "last best
place"
Montana-Sucks.com is a marketing ploy intended to get you to buy tee-shirts and other tourist trinkets - and ultimately make us rich so that we can quit our day jobs and spend our retirement touring, fishing and exploring the greatest place under the "Big Sky" - Montana USA!
Oh yeah, we're cool too!
